Poetry: “The Hordes of Hoard” A tribute to Hoarders

The Hordes of Hoard have too much stuff / They don’t know when to say Enough? / Renting out a storage cell / Keeping stuff they ought to sell.

The Hordes of Hoard have too much junk / With papers over their whole bunk. / Certain Hordes have clutter to the ceiling / They may need help with how they’re feeling.

The Hordes of Hoard have so much stuff / They don’t know when to quit / And if you insist they ‘downsize’ their apt to throw a fit.

Some folks use too much bread and butter / While Hoarding Hoards have way too much damned clutter.

Some Hordes of Hoard with clutter high / Have fallen down or even died / Or given bugs a place to hide / And lost their homes or their young bride.

copyright 2008 monkeys with typewriters productions

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