The Hordes of Hoard have too much stuff / They don’t know when to say Enough? / Renting out a storage cell / Keeping stuff they ought to sell.
The Hordes of Hoard have too much junk / With papers over their whole bunk. / Certain Hordes have clutter to the ceiling / They may need help with how they’re feeling.
The Hordes of Hoard have so much stuff / They don’t know when to quit / And if you insist they ‘downsize’ their apt to throw a fit.
Some folks use too much bread and butter / While Hoarding Hoards have way too much damned clutter.
Some Hordes of Hoard with clutter high / Have fallen down or even died / Or given bugs a place to hide / And lost their homes or their young bride.
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