Poetry: “Lady Fair, Lady Plain” (from December 2008)

My Lady Fair she once was plain

Fashion and makeup are all on her brain

My Lady Plain she once was Fair

Lost interest in attending to her hair

My Lady Fair she once was Plain

Got plastic surgery all the way to Spain

My Lady Plain she once was Fair

Guys still liked her derriere

My Lady Fair she once was Plain

Fretted about every ounce she gained

My Lady Plain she once was Fair

Broke her neck on the bottom stair.

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