Mary ran a little scam in person or [on] the phone
Better guard your assets if she’s in you home
Watch her every minute. Do not let her roam,
Or through your belongings she is sure to comb.
Mary ran a little scam, she’d fleece ’em in the snow
It didn’t faze her at all that she caused a lot of woe,
And everywhere that Mary went the po-lice failed to show
Mary ran a little scam. Don’t let her in your house.
She can rob you blind, as quiet as a mouse.
Don’t be fooled, distracted by her loosened blouse
For her heart there ex-ists a cold, black-hearted louse.
One guy she ripped-off had a Christmas not-so merry
After eating too much ham, he had a coronary.
Mary had her comeuppance, some thought it was a joke,
While robbing a poor sucker she had a fatal stroke;
And she smoked tobacco, so she was often broke.